~Afghanistan I'm in Love~

After all the hardworking and no-no-no holiday well I'm so mengalah and off for a short vacation to Afghanistan, took me less than a week at Afghan, thought it was sux but everything went averagely OK...










-in-room spa treatment,those kusut hair, and my comotness swiped off easily-










-mandi+good movie+porn also can laaa..-









-naked and blushing, owh I don't mind!-
After swapping and testing different type of hotels, at last I'm in love with the final hotel I went too, much load of shopping done mostly BAGS!!!.. instead of 'I'm Not A Plastic Bag' mine is 'I'M A PLASTIC BAG' huhuuhhuu its RED and less than RM 20!! woohoo me in Afghan. No joke with shopping...I left bfs, bapak gulas, model making and works way back in Selangor, its only me, duffel bag and Afghanistan~ Its good though I enjoy the food *WHO DOESN'T?*









-Choc. Tart Pudding with lotsa fat and love- *2 spoons? me and Mr 'A'?* :P
the late night snacking and skin dipping in my plushy duvet with the curtain-less window overlooking the scenic of no-one-knows-me-so-what-if-went-in-YOUTUBE!!!....

-Hello Afghanistan,from my curtain-less window!!!-
I think that is how I'm going to celebrate my few last days before 2008 *dang!!!..Im growing old and Im loving it I guess*...My holiday in Afghan. Is quite ok plus lonely but kicked it off with K-BOX ah haa surprisingly they do have K-BOX ..the 4 person per BOX and sing it baby... your song... but not much of my OLDIES selecta!!!>...everything is so Afghan's and so less of my LAGU...but I'm fine shouting among the young Afghan's and dancing in the box, my first K-Box is in Afghanistan instead of Selangor!!>.. aaahahah
Averagely about me and man in Afghan.












-'Man' please, not in your boxer in front of my room, Mr 'A' my man-next-door,straight from Perth, funny and warm *yeah* :).. at lasttt-
No swapping phone number *way too expensive* no swapping email's add, worst no one actually know what is YM..andd wohooo no no no yeahhhh a bit of flirting just to feel like HOME.. with this waiter, so he blocked the table for 4 just for ME-ALONE-SINGLE and ONE overlooking the most scenic view of Afghan. Yes swapping smile and arm holding just to say 'THANK YOU ZACK' there u go, happy? yeah last with the muscular bell boy who I called purposely to carry my 1 duffel bag with loads of shopping carrier *AFGHANISTAN?? shopping??heyy do some GOGGLING* urgh those bulge and muscular hand left me breathless and his dried+sandy+breezy manly smell is making me mad!!...*lost*..













-Afghan's hotel, it's a promise to back again-
Here I'm back at ONE and will start my actual slaving and sex-ing around with 'models' and submission... hurm the last thing I have to decline was an invitation to spend my last 07 @ Sudan.. dang!! Im back slaving

~Naked and blushing~

yesterday end up 'things' at 4 a.m. woke up at 7.30 a.m. and I felt naked and blushing in my Mr. L *sapa tahu?* look alike in fact similar tee! off to wet market, and I'm doing all the cooking and all the masakking!..urgh with my new Kak Sukariah everything is a mess, thank goodness last night was a 'beefy double decker' thumb up!! The master and the slave performed well at the 1st time 'Stage performance' the average joe and the less than average cabaret!... woohoo rough rider!~ sexciting oPpss and enjoying = good morning no fuss @ wet market!...

a joy to be shared ~

its a big YAY!!!... though im not a Celcom user but im totally happy for people in Jerangau in Hulu Terengganu, my dad received a call from my relative over there telling us that we are able to used our mobile phone for real... can call out and send sms, Im happy that finally i dont have to suffer for several hours witout any source of telecommunication beside the land line, i dont mind spending some money for a new sim card, .. its a joy to be sharedddddd... KUDO for my beloved orang kampung sayaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Kecamuk dehhh... sad- Kak Kas

Mungkin gwe itu nga' biasa.. last week , minggu yang paling sedih + suey + sickening sangattt... The whole week, almost the whole day..adalah dalam 1 hari jer yang seronok ok mula dengan 26/11 cant make it to class cause im unwell and i went for full medical check up with my personal dr, ah ha earlier on i went to college to hand in my brief proposal and im in a mess, though im wearing my FCUK's but still I look super messy, than im consider the earliest at the hospital and i have to dang, wait for the GL to be faxed from my mum's office but still Im running around from counter to another for my GL *I know my mum is super busy with yada yada yada* but hey Im the daughter!!..had my everything checked, and got my self a blood test, 1 biggggg tube of it were sucked happily from my beefy arm!!...ahahah i dont know, its an addiction to do a blood test, kind of pain with the big syringe and needle and more medical thingy but i felt good about it, recently pain is the closest thing to heaven!!!...got my vitamin and some stupid medicine and i rushed home and sleep for hours no liquid or any food gulped in earlier on even the night before, my 1st meal is at 4pm on that day, so by 7pm im attacked by my super greatest gastritis, i vomited like a pool of it.. everything was pushed out the last thing was my bitter gastric acid and bubbles from my nose, my tummy got cramped up and i hardly move *that was super sad* and all im missing during the dramatical moment was of course GOD and ex-s Bf!! but im lucky my parent was there watching me puke and dad was chaotically running without any purposes woohoo 4 hrs after a good puke and some jampi2 from my mum im there happily tido ah haaa, it was super tiring like rows of super madly sex marathon *ahahah ask yourself!!* i hardly moved my everything is taut and pain and cramped and im dysfunction.. and guess what?????? its 27/11 and its JAMES INGRAM's and KOOL & THE GANG's concert, yes I bought the front row ticket, no joke I guess Im the youngest among the buyers sickly+lonely+superb happily with my moderately dressed in singlet and wide leg jeans and pumps im there thank god!!... with my iPhone plug to my ears i made my way up and enjoy the show making friend with this man from Denmark approaching me like 'WHO ARE U?' and Im up dancing with whoever all night long till the end, no snapping just enjoying super intimate and alive and sexy and u name it, mannnnnn yeah bunch of my type of man was there..wahh seronok bueangat ah cucian mata, photographer was everywhere *hell Im no one!* but i dont want to be in the mid of tomorrow's paper in my slinky singlet and too much exposure dancing madly and happily with some god knows who sent from up away..wahhhh mix and mingling does working good that night, its a good night sleep and superb, the fact that i have a class the next morning and im on my bed only at 3am - yeah the next morning final brief submission, everything was according to me designed with effort *ahahah new me?* and written emotionally and it continues in the real life when the UNIDENTIFIED-DARK COLORED-MAN-INDIOT-BEGOK go and combed bind my document on the wrong side!..and the friend ugly-ly + poorly + un-apologetic-ly chap my A4 reports to a less than A4 size looking *owh i hardly explained my sadness + hatred + anger* i manage to walk out FOC from the shop and i cant reprint my report caused i left my Pendrive and when my pendrive was delivered i notice the contents sheet and my front page was left in my LAPTOP happily at home, i gave up and i went back and slept the whole afternoon, only another compilation later in the evening though everything was OK my cover page design was darker than the EXACT design.. f*** whatever.... Friday is finally arrived! and today my 13 years almost 14 years and my closest and longest and im most sayang BIBIK *kak kas* have to or sent back home cause some reason and she is old and its sad and too much crying and im still sad untill now instead of sending her str8 to LCCT i asked Pakcik to drop me halfway cause i barely breathe in the same air with her leaving and sadness is raging though i hide everything behind my super huge sunglasses, i took the train to KL Central and off to Mid Valley have lunch with my mum *lunch date with my mum* that is sadddddddd... leaving kak kas with quick hug and no turning back moment i went away...its so sad to be with anyone that day, after a quick flirt with the waiter i went off to KLCC using public transportation instead of on my own i guess thats the best way to shut down my sadness about Kak Kas leaving, back home everyone was super sad and the house is gloomy everyone refused to be in and try to channeled their sadness away using whatever method possible.. Im there at KLCC watching movie alone and sad and lonely and tons of hand held couple around me and it making me the smallest and the loneliest person at that moment Im helpless and i dont have the effort or lust to call someone and have a quick date with my walk-in date/guy caused im super sad just want to be alone and lonely - i had the best my all time fav seat at the movie - mid seat-in the middle..all by myself ..the day end up with a light Coke and Chili Chesse Roll at Le Meridian *or Meridien* or what is next to KL HILTON?? while waiting for my mum and yes in my polka dot sweat shirt and my wide leg jeans and CROC's im lethargic and hopeless ..I MISS KAK KAS......

New addiction...

gwe suka buanget ama Laksa Penang sama Lontong Jawa *Kg.Baru* harus 2 minggu sekali beli belian deh.. suka sich..

Laksa Penang ama kicep pedes...bagus deh









Lontong jawa kg.baru selalu di hati sich..bagussss dehhh

Selamat Hari Raya

those are yours!!

Kindly select your own fav. Kad Raya designed *ahahah* by me, and yes those are for you people!!!..My last minute so called idea~

masak-masak

weehee..
selepas kejayaan aku masak Nasi Tomato Berudang aku telah mencabangkan usaha aku dengan membuat Nasi Minyak dan Kurma Telo *ah aku semi-vegetarian* kebetulan bulan puasa neh baiklah aku beramal lebih sikit, aku memang niat nak pass dekat jiran2, ekceli dua buah rumah jiran.. hantaran ke rumah jiran tidak lengkap dengan pencuci mulut iaitu Rojak Buah ..eheh ada hati buat Rojak Buah,tak lengkap pulak tuh adanyer Sengkuang ngan Jambu Batu jer, alah seriousnehh serious amat nak beramal, tak kesah la asalkan ikhlas. Aku pon mula la masak.. eh aku masak sendirik tau, busuk2 dok dapo, walaupun nasik minyak kaler terlebih sket, cam funny la tapi respond Alhamdulillah *boleh masak untuk raya* dah ada tempahan, so raya pertama mari la!!!...

Selepas kejayaan masak Nasi Minyak ngan Kurma Telo esoknyer aku masak Mee Hailam, tapi agak sedih la walaupun komen semuanya memberangsangkan *percayala,x pcaya? tanya jiran aku*tapi sedih bila komen dia bukan rasa macam Mee Hailam tapi rasa macam Spaghetti Bolones..ahah sedih sebab walaupun tasty tapi tak macammmmm Mee Hailammmmmmmm...
p/s: Kurma Telor telah di add Ikan Cod, sebab macam tak cukup jek nak 'bekwoh' ke semua orang..

Nasi Minyak terlebih kaler..ahaks..cam porno kaler gitu..woohoo dengan Kurma Telur with additional stuff..:P

Mee Hailam rasa Spaghetti Bolones,walaupun m'brangsangkan tapi rasa tak sama, bayangkan muka The Rock suara Fasha Sandha begitulah sedihnya. Ulang masakkan akan diulang tidak lama lagi!!

jemput-jemput

I've got to know this one mamat online, good looking, cute vamp y looking la, ala2 hidung mancung mata macam Amy Winehouse *but without eyeliner* it get closer thru YM *ah who doesnt* so dia neh keje tukang masak dekat bistro dekat Subang Jaya, time online ngan aku cakap orang puteh jek, aku tak la pelik sangat sebab dia kata dia belajar masak dekat Switzerland dulu, tgk dari gambar dia pun , haah mmg la kebenarannya.
Happy things la along the friendship since aku suka makan + masak or try new things dia pon mencurah la resepi2 dia. Aku takde la basic macam dia stakat buku2 resepi, majalah Saji :) andddd who elseeeeeeeee kalau bukan my take-me-with-u fav chef Jamie Oliver ngan Nigella Lawson, so aku pon betahu la yang aku suke these 2 chefs cara dia masak and recipe dia, good looking, pastuh terus dia cakap "Yuckkkkkkk" and "those are not real food" and masak macam tuh tak payah pergi sekolah memasak. Aku cakap la those are comfort food/homey food tengok la those 2 people masak dekat rumah lain la 2 mamat botak Made to Order tuh *merepek* dok main susun2 makanan, dah lah sikit..pelik2 pulak tuh, sungguh lah aku turn off ngan mat neh, dia neh perasan dier neh 'westerner' la sangat, aku tak kesah la manusia datang dalam lain2 bungkusan tapi x semestinya kau neh chef belajar jauh2 kau boleh ditch whatever people's interest or fav. Respect la option or ideas orang, sharing is caring. Ok la tuh yang tak super turn-off la. Actually kawan-kawan aku pon ada yang western-literate atau dok kat luar negeri, tapi relax jer neh baru belajar tah berapa tahun dekat sana dah belagak, tak kesahlah kalau kerja dekat super-duper hotel neh *bukan nak kata apala* Bistro je...unknown bistro, Syed bistro?? ehehhe bistro jugakkkkkkk~
Aku cam dah agak meluat + turn off la ngan si sabun neh, setiap kali online ke on the phone ke mesti dia akan cerita pasal ex gf dia, alah sabun orang lain ko tak tahu ex lover satu Giant pon tak muat, tak bising pon diam jek, ex gf dia tuh la ex dia ni la mengomel la pasal ex dia teruk la so aku diam je la, aku sambei on9 ngan dia aku main game ke, sapu2 bilik ke, pastuh kalau aku tgh nyanyi2 kat YM mesti dia request "ala, janganla nyanyi lagu Melayu,lagu orang puteh pls" hah apahal si sabun neh? suka hati aku laaaaaaaaaaa.... ade skali tuh aku tgh borak2 pasal kuih2 neh aku cakap la mak aku hari neh masak kuih jemput-jemput pastuh dia gelak besar, yang bestnya dia tanya 'jemput-jemput' tuh apa? aku kata la cekodok, dia macam pelik WHATT ceko whatttt C E K O D O K, dia kata dia tak pernah dengar. Dah la x penah dengar pastuh nak mocking aku lak tuh kene la sebijik dari aku, melampau la kan sampai cekodok pon tak tahu, pastuh nak gelak2 kan plak so what with CEKODOK? start dari ari tuh mamat neh mmg tak leh pakai walaupun dia stock yang stop on9 time2 sembahyang, tapi dia nyer attitude lain turn me off!...by gone by gone....

what is wrong with him???

I saw this show called Dare to Dream, after project runaway M'sia..ah haa I don't know why I have the urge to watch this show and it ring me after they called this so called well doing and newly fashion designer a girl and this god knows who guy.. forget abt the lady designer but I'm super concern about this male designer *ah haaa look like super sticky male* he was saying that his design suited Malaysian because he understands Malaysian figure and the bomb struck me when he said something like "bentuk badan orang Malaysia memang off shape" I was like helloooooooo can u please define OFF SHAPE and IN SHAPE?????... those loosely fitted blouse using flowing god knows what material was paraded by those skinny models, and at the same time he is saying his design suit the 'OFF SHAPE' Malaysian figure..skinny models considered off shape??? voluptuous off shape too??? I believes this is the first i ever heard a local designer was making statement or intoxicatedly labeling people as OFF SHAPE..ah ha..
Who have the exact shape?? this is very subjective of him to describe Malaysia n's = off shape... that is very unattractive/uneducated of him saying so, Malaysian comes in different packages, I'm touched or best said concern about this because we, whoever I'm referring to should love our body, this is not an advertisement that only printed @ The Body Shop boutique but this is reality, there is always room for improvement.
This designer A.J. suxxx!!! I believed that designer in whatever way U design ..you should beautify things and make it works, practicality is a must, thats where designer comes in hand because those 'OFF SHAPE'-MISSHAPE owhh hoo* thinking of him makes me feel so cold*if everyone is so perfect I bet dont even have the chance to blurt things out on screen.It's not a sin to be descriptive but not by saying ""bentuk badan orang Malaysia memang off shape" not all of them are OFF SHAPE...owh come on u r the mr.designer you should have known better, and it is on air.
Hey what happen to Sophie Dahl and Mia Tyler?? those plus size models,and they are strutting their curves internationally, Twiggy was known for her 'toothpick' figure, owh yes darling those are 'off shape' too!! so Mr.Fashion Designer, kindly describe what is non- OFF SHAPE or purrrrrrrrrrfect shape looks like?? tall?? skinny?? ah ha arent that skinny? curves + voluptous?? and that is what? fat?? Back at one, describing Malaysian's figure = OFF SHAPE is not a good idea because not all of Malaysians are off shape, and what are u again? Fashion Designer aaite.. you should make your customer or viewer or whatever feels better,and your statement is a silent killer for u and your business. I saw your design, your creativity stops at traditional clothing and i didnt see any daily wears or casual wear, thats not helping ok!..branch out your creativity to suit your words babe...I even saw your fashion show,U weren't dressed like what you taught people how too..you said Malaysian loves wearing those ''WARNA NAK MENANGIS" pastel colors, and your advice was 'WE' should wear something more NEON like,more vibrant what was your words again 'kaler yang 5 batu dah nampak' but during your fashion show you appeared wearing WHITE..itu kaler FUNERAL,and its indoor thingy why u need to wear sunnies?? what hidden behind those glasses? very outspoken of you A.J,by the way thats what ppl commented abt u...selling is not everything,designing without purposes does not help either,forms follows function.

In Love?? nyanyi ama gwe sich!!!...

Where do i begin
To tell the story
Of how greatful love can be
The sweet love story
That is older than the sea
That sings the truth about the love she brings to me
Where do i start

With the first hello
She gave the meaning
To this empty world of mine
That never did
Another love another time
She came into my life
And made a living fine
She fills my heart

She fills my heart
With very special things
With angel songs
With wild imaginings
She fills my soul
With soo much love
That anywhere i go
Im never lonely
With her along who could b lonely
I reach for her hand
Its always there

How long does it last
Can love be measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers no
But this much i can say
I know ill need her till this love song burn away
And she;ll b there...
How long does it last
Can love b measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers no
But this much i can say
I know ill need her till this love song burn away
And she'll be there...

di sebalik kotak televisyen....

PERIHAL FILEM-FILEM

Berikut adalah perbezaan antara filem/drama MELAYU, CINA dan INDIA.

Drama/Filem Melayu

80% jalan cerita berkisar tentang:
a. Cinta.
b. Cinta 3 segi.
c. Cinta 4 segi.
d. Anak-anak rebut harta pusaka.
e. Kalau keluarga kaya, anak2 rebut sapa nak gantikan Tan Sri
(ayah) jadi Pengerusi, CEO atau Presiden syarikat.

Walau pun cerita pasal awek kilang, rumah awek kilang ni mesti complete
furnished. Ada TV 29", Home Teatre, peti sejuk besar, set sofa mewah.
(Director tak buat home work ker? Pegi la tengok umah awek kilang kat
Sungei Way tu).

Cerita polis lak, dialah pegawai penyiasat, dialah jadi forensic, dialah

jadi pathologist, dialah yang gi ambush. Semuanya DIA yang buat. Polis
lak
dialog pakai bahasa buku. "Saya rasa kita patut siasat dengan lebih
terperinci tuan". " Betul cadangan awak itu. Kita bertindak sekarang".

Kalau cerita pasal Construction, bawak satu pelan gulung, pakai topi
KUNING, tunjuk-tunjuk kat bangunan tengah buat, discuss dengan 'kepala'
Indon komplen kenapa projek lambat siap kat Indon tadi. ( Topi kuning
utk
pekerja buruh la bang ).

Adegan doktor kat Wad check pesakit. Ambik fail hujung katil,
selak-selak.
Dialog wajib : "Kesihatan awak bertambah baik. Banyakkan berehat dan
jangan
lupa makan ubat ". ( Woi bang, tengokla cerita ER tu, Dr ada medical
terms
dia ).

Adegan kat umah. Ayah mesti tengah baca paper, Mak mesti tengah menjahit
atau lipat baju. Orang gaji tengah basuh pinggan. Orang gaji mesti nama
dia
Mak Nab atau Mak Jah.

Nak panjangkan rakaman filem mesti ada adegan kereta sampai kat umah,
bukak
pintu kereta, bukak pintu pagar, masuk balik kereta, drive masuk car
porch,
keluar, tutup pintu pagar.

Adegan sembahyang mesti dah salam akhir or adegan mengaji Quran mesti
dah
sampai part sadakallah hulazim. ( Cover line kot ).

Gangster atau kuncu orang jahat mesti pakai baju takder lengan, pakai
rantai dan pakai bracelet.

Nak bagi sedih gila, mesti buat adegan dah tahu nak mati pasal kena
barah
otak.

Drama/Filem Cina.

Cerita Kungfu, hero terror boleh terbang. Tapi sambung pengembaraan
mesti
jalan kaki. Apsal tak terbang jek. Kan cepat sampai.

Hero mesti miskin gila. Tapi mesti ada sekeping or 2 keping duit siling
kat
celah lengan besar jubah dia.

Kalau cerita moden hero boleh lawan dan tewaskan 30 orang penjahat
serentak.

Biasalah, kalau kena tembak mesti kat bahu or kat kaki. Tak mati.

Heroin mesti jadi bini or girlfriend boss penjahat dan jatuh cinta kat
hero.

Hero mesti menembak pakai 2 pistol, kiri dan kanan. Macam Chow Yuen Fatt
dalam filem 'A Better Tomorrow'. Tapi best ooo.....

Pistol hero mesti peluru tak habis2. Tak payah reload.

Cerita hantu, hantu dia biasanya pakai bedak muka tebal2 dan hitamkan
keliling mata. Kat bibir ada darah meleleh. ( Tak seram pun ).

Kalau cerita lucu plak, mesti ada adegan air liur meleleh keluar mulut
macam air paip.


Drama/Filem India/Hindustan.

Biasalah, kebanyakan cerita bermula dengan 2 beradik terpisah. Sorang di
bela oleh orang jahat dan sorang lagi dibela oleh orang baik. Dah besar,

abang jadi Inspektor Sahab dan adik jadi gangster. Nak abih cerita mesti
adik kena tembak ngan abang dan waktu nazak baru si abang tahu yang dia
tembak tadi adalah adiknya sendiri melalui tanda parut.

Orang jahat digambarkan tersangat jahat sampai lembu pun takut.

Selalunya depa suka ciplak bulat2 filem barat macam Pretty Woman, Face
Off
dan Heat.

Paling pendek pun jangkamasa tayangan adalah 3 jam.

Orang jahat dan hero payah nak mati walaupun kepala dah kena ketuk
dengan
tukul besi.

Hero tak kena tembak walaupun ditembak dari jarak satu kaki.

Adegan joget sambil menyanyi akan melibatkan penari iringan seramai satu
kampong dan bertukar 7 atau 8 pasang pakaian untuk setiap lokasi hanya
untuk satu lagu.

Adegan keretapi tak leh tertinggal. Joget reramai sampai atas bumbung
keretapi.

Kalau cerita moden, dialog mesti bercampur bahasa omputeh dan Hindi.
Contoh
' I'm sorry. I didn't know that na pere tomhe
cha....bla....bla....bla...'.


Biasanya plot dan jalan cerita da boleh baca apa penyudahnya. Tu yang
pelik
ramai plak yang tunggu sampai abih.