masak-masak

weehee..
selepas kejayaan aku masak Nasi Tomato Berudang aku telah mencabangkan usaha aku dengan membuat Nasi Minyak dan Kurma Telo *ah aku semi-vegetarian* kebetulan bulan puasa neh baiklah aku beramal lebih sikit, aku memang niat nak pass dekat jiran2, ekceli dua buah rumah jiran.. hantaran ke rumah jiran tidak lengkap dengan pencuci mulut iaitu Rojak Buah ..eheh ada hati buat Rojak Buah,tak lengkap pulak tuh adanyer Sengkuang ngan Jambu Batu jer, alah seriousnehh serious amat nak beramal, tak kesah la asalkan ikhlas. Aku pon mula la masak.. eh aku masak sendirik tau, busuk2 dok dapo, walaupun nasik minyak kaler terlebih sket, cam funny la tapi respond Alhamdulillah *boleh masak untuk raya* dah ada tempahan, so raya pertama mari la!!!...

Selepas kejayaan masak Nasi Minyak ngan Kurma Telo esoknyer aku masak Mee Hailam, tapi agak sedih la walaupun komen semuanya memberangsangkan *percayala,x pcaya? tanya jiran aku*tapi sedih bila komen dia bukan rasa macam Mee Hailam tapi rasa macam Spaghetti Bolones..ahah sedih sebab walaupun tasty tapi tak macammmmm Mee Hailammmmmmmm...
p/s: Kurma Telor telah di add Ikan Cod, sebab macam tak cukup jek nak 'bekwoh' ke semua orang..

Nasi Minyak terlebih kaler..ahaks..cam porno kaler gitu..woohoo dengan Kurma Telur with additional stuff..:P

Mee Hailam rasa Spaghetti Bolones,walaupun m'brangsangkan tapi rasa tak sama, bayangkan muka The Rock suara Fasha Sandha begitulah sedihnya. Ulang masakkan akan diulang tidak lama lagi!!

jemput-jemput

I've got to know this one mamat online, good looking, cute vamp y looking la, ala2 hidung mancung mata macam Amy Winehouse *but without eyeliner* it get closer thru YM *ah who doesnt* so dia neh keje tukang masak dekat bistro dekat Subang Jaya, time online ngan aku cakap orang puteh jek, aku tak la pelik sangat sebab dia kata dia belajar masak dekat Switzerland dulu, tgk dari gambar dia pun , haah mmg la kebenarannya.
Happy things la along the friendship since aku suka makan + masak or try new things dia pon mencurah la resepi2 dia. Aku takde la basic macam dia stakat buku2 resepi, majalah Saji :) andddd who elseeeeeeeee kalau bukan my take-me-with-u fav chef Jamie Oliver ngan Nigella Lawson, so aku pon betahu la yang aku suke these 2 chefs cara dia masak and recipe dia, good looking, pastuh terus dia cakap "Yuckkkkkkk" and "those are not real food" and masak macam tuh tak payah pergi sekolah memasak. Aku cakap la those are comfort food/homey food tengok la those 2 people masak dekat rumah lain la 2 mamat botak Made to Order tuh *merepek* dok main susun2 makanan, dah lah sikit..pelik2 pulak tuh, sungguh lah aku turn off ngan mat neh, dia neh perasan dier neh 'westerner' la sangat, aku tak kesah la manusia datang dalam lain2 bungkusan tapi x semestinya kau neh chef belajar jauh2 kau boleh ditch whatever people's interest or fav. Respect la option or ideas orang, sharing is caring. Ok la tuh yang tak super turn-off la. Actually kawan-kawan aku pon ada yang western-literate atau dok kat luar negeri, tapi relax jer neh baru belajar tah berapa tahun dekat sana dah belagak, tak kesahlah kalau kerja dekat super-duper hotel neh *bukan nak kata apala* Bistro je...unknown bistro, Syed bistro?? ehehhe bistro jugakkkkkkk~
Aku cam dah agak meluat + turn off la ngan si sabun neh, setiap kali online ke on the phone ke mesti dia akan cerita pasal ex gf dia, alah sabun orang lain ko tak tahu ex lover satu Giant pon tak muat, tak bising pon diam jek, ex gf dia tuh la ex dia ni la mengomel la pasal ex dia teruk la so aku diam je la, aku sambei on9 ngan dia aku main game ke, sapu2 bilik ke, pastuh kalau aku tgh nyanyi2 kat YM mesti dia request "ala, janganla nyanyi lagu Melayu,lagu orang puteh pls" hah apahal si sabun neh? suka hati aku laaaaaaaaaaa.... ade skali tuh aku tgh borak2 pasal kuih2 neh aku cakap la mak aku hari neh masak kuih jemput-jemput pastuh dia gelak besar, yang bestnya dia tanya 'jemput-jemput' tuh apa? aku kata la cekodok, dia macam pelik WHATT ceko whatttt C E K O D O K, dia kata dia tak pernah dengar. Dah la x penah dengar pastuh nak mocking aku lak tuh kene la sebijik dari aku, melampau la kan sampai cekodok pon tak tahu, pastuh nak gelak2 kan plak so what with CEKODOK? start dari ari tuh mamat neh mmg tak leh pakai walaupun dia stock yang stop on9 time2 sembahyang, tapi dia nyer attitude lain turn me off!...by gone by gone....

what is wrong with him???

I saw this show called Dare to Dream, after project runaway M'sia..ah haa I don't know why I have the urge to watch this show and it ring me after they called this so called well doing and newly fashion designer a girl and this god knows who guy.. forget abt the lady designer but I'm super concern about this male designer *ah haaa look like super sticky male* he was saying that his design suited Malaysian because he understands Malaysian figure and the bomb struck me when he said something like "bentuk badan orang Malaysia memang off shape" I was like helloooooooo can u please define OFF SHAPE and IN SHAPE?????... those loosely fitted blouse using flowing god knows what material was paraded by those skinny models, and at the same time he is saying his design suit the 'OFF SHAPE' Malaysian figure..skinny models considered off shape??? voluptuous off shape too??? I believes this is the first i ever heard a local designer was making statement or intoxicatedly labeling people as OFF SHAPE..ah ha..
Who have the exact shape?? this is very subjective of him to describe Malaysia n's = off shape... that is very unattractive/uneducated of him saying so, Malaysian comes in different packages, I'm touched or best said concern about this because we, whoever I'm referring to should love our body, this is not an advertisement that only printed @ The Body Shop boutique but this is reality, there is always room for improvement.
This designer A.J. suxxx!!! I believed that designer in whatever way U design ..you should beautify things and make it works, practicality is a must, thats where designer comes in hand because those 'OFF SHAPE'-MISSHAPE owhh hoo* thinking of him makes me feel so cold*if everyone is so perfect I bet dont even have the chance to blurt things out on screen.It's not a sin to be descriptive but not by saying ""bentuk badan orang Malaysia memang off shape" not all of them are OFF SHAPE...owh come on u r the mr.designer you should have known better, and it is on air.
Hey what happen to Sophie Dahl and Mia Tyler?? those plus size models,and they are strutting their curves internationally, Twiggy was known for her 'toothpick' figure, owh yes darling those are 'off shape' too!! so Mr.Fashion Designer, kindly describe what is non- OFF SHAPE or purrrrrrrrrrfect shape looks like?? tall?? skinny?? ah ha arent that skinny? curves + voluptous?? and that is what? fat?? Back at one, describing Malaysian's figure = OFF SHAPE is not a good idea because not all of Malaysians are off shape, and what are u again? Fashion Designer aaite.. you should make your customer or viewer or whatever feels better,and your statement is a silent killer for u and your business. I saw your design, your creativity stops at traditional clothing and i didnt see any daily wears or casual wear, thats not helping ok!..branch out your creativity to suit your words babe...I even saw your fashion show,U weren't dressed like what you taught people how too..you said Malaysian loves wearing those ''WARNA NAK MENANGIS" pastel colors, and your advice was 'WE' should wear something more NEON like,more vibrant what was your words again 'kaler yang 5 batu dah nampak' but during your fashion show you appeared wearing WHITE..itu kaler FUNERAL,and its indoor thingy why u need to wear sunnies?? what hidden behind those glasses? very outspoken of you A.J,by the way thats what ppl commented abt u...selling is not everything,designing without purposes does not help either,forms follows function.

In Love?? nyanyi ama gwe sich!!!...

Where do i begin
To tell the story
Of how greatful love can be
The sweet love story
That is older than the sea
That sings the truth about the love she brings to me
Where do i start

With the first hello
She gave the meaning
To this empty world of mine
That never did
Another love another time
She came into my life
And made a living fine
She fills my heart

She fills my heart
With very special things
With angel songs
With wild imaginings
She fills my soul
With soo much love
That anywhere i go
Im never lonely
With her along who could b lonely
I reach for her hand
Its always there

How long does it last
Can love be measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers no
But this much i can say
I know ill need her till this love song burn away
And she;ll b there...
How long does it last
Can love b measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers no
But this much i can say
I know ill need her till this love song burn away
And she'll be there...

di sebalik kotak televisyen....

PERIHAL FILEM-FILEM

Berikut adalah perbezaan antara filem/drama MELAYU, CINA dan INDIA.

Drama/Filem Melayu

80% jalan cerita berkisar tentang:
a. Cinta.
b. Cinta 3 segi.
c. Cinta 4 segi.
d. Anak-anak rebut harta pusaka.
e. Kalau keluarga kaya, anak2 rebut sapa nak gantikan Tan Sri
(ayah) jadi Pengerusi, CEO atau Presiden syarikat.

Walau pun cerita pasal awek kilang, rumah awek kilang ni mesti complete
furnished. Ada TV 29", Home Teatre, peti sejuk besar, set sofa mewah.
(Director tak buat home work ker? Pegi la tengok umah awek kilang kat
Sungei Way tu).

Cerita polis lak, dialah pegawai penyiasat, dialah jadi forensic, dialah

jadi pathologist, dialah yang gi ambush. Semuanya DIA yang buat. Polis
lak
dialog pakai bahasa buku. "Saya rasa kita patut siasat dengan lebih
terperinci tuan". " Betul cadangan awak itu. Kita bertindak sekarang".

Kalau cerita pasal Construction, bawak satu pelan gulung, pakai topi
KUNING, tunjuk-tunjuk kat bangunan tengah buat, discuss dengan 'kepala'
Indon komplen kenapa projek lambat siap kat Indon tadi. ( Topi kuning
utk
pekerja buruh la bang ).

Adegan doktor kat Wad check pesakit. Ambik fail hujung katil,
selak-selak.
Dialog wajib : "Kesihatan awak bertambah baik. Banyakkan berehat dan
jangan
lupa makan ubat ". ( Woi bang, tengokla cerita ER tu, Dr ada medical
terms
dia ).

Adegan kat umah. Ayah mesti tengah baca paper, Mak mesti tengah menjahit
atau lipat baju. Orang gaji tengah basuh pinggan. Orang gaji mesti nama
dia
Mak Nab atau Mak Jah.

Nak panjangkan rakaman filem mesti ada adegan kereta sampai kat umah,
bukak
pintu kereta, bukak pintu pagar, masuk balik kereta, drive masuk car
porch,
keluar, tutup pintu pagar.

Adegan sembahyang mesti dah salam akhir or adegan mengaji Quran mesti
dah
sampai part sadakallah hulazim. ( Cover line kot ).

Gangster atau kuncu orang jahat mesti pakai baju takder lengan, pakai
rantai dan pakai bracelet.

Nak bagi sedih gila, mesti buat adegan dah tahu nak mati pasal kena
barah
otak.

Drama/Filem Cina.

Cerita Kungfu, hero terror boleh terbang. Tapi sambung pengembaraan
mesti
jalan kaki. Apsal tak terbang jek. Kan cepat sampai.

Hero mesti miskin gila. Tapi mesti ada sekeping or 2 keping duit siling
kat
celah lengan besar jubah dia.

Kalau cerita moden hero boleh lawan dan tewaskan 30 orang penjahat
serentak.

Biasalah, kalau kena tembak mesti kat bahu or kat kaki. Tak mati.

Heroin mesti jadi bini or girlfriend boss penjahat dan jatuh cinta kat
hero.

Hero mesti menembak pakai 2 pistol, kiri dan kanan. Macam Chow Yuen Fatt
dalam filem 'A Better Tomorrow'. Tapi best ooo.....

Pistol hero mesti peluru tak habis2. Tak payah reload.

Cerita hantu, hantu dia biasanya pakai bedak muka tebal2 dan hitamkan
keliling mata. Kat bibir ada darah meleleh. ( Tak seram pun ).

Kalau cerita lucu plak, mesti ada adegan air liur meleleh keluar mulut
macam air paip.


Drama/Filem India/Hindustan.

Biasalah, kebanyakan cerita bermula dengan 2 beradik terpisah. Sorang di
bela oleh orang jahat dan sorang lagi dibela oleh orang baik. Dah besar,

abang jadi Inspektor Sahab dan adik jadi gangster. Nak abih cerita mesti
adik kena tembak ngan abang dan waktu nazak baru si abang tahu yang dia
tembak tadi adalah adiknya sendiri melalui tanda parut.

Orang jahat digambarkan tersangat jahat sampai lembu pun takut.

Selalunya depa suka ciplak bulat2 filem barat macam Pretty Woman, Face
Off
dan Heat.

Paling pendek pun jangkamasa tayangan adalah 3 jam.

Orang jahat dan hero payah nak mati walaupun kepala dah kena ketuk
dengan
tukul besi.

Hero tak kena tembak walaupun ditembak dari jarak satu kaki.

Adegan joget sambil menyanyi akan melibatkan penari iringan seramai satu
kampong dan bertukar 7 atau 8 pasang pakaian untuk setiap lokasi hanya
untuk satu lagu.

Adegan keretapi tak leh tertinggal. Joget reramai sampai atas bumbung
keretapi.

Kalau cerita moden, dialog mesti bercampur bahasa omputeh dan Hindi.
Contoh
' I'm sorry. I didn't know that na pere tomhe
cha....bla....bla....bla...'.


Biasanya plot dan jalan cerita da boleh baca apa penyudahnya. Tu yang
pelik
ramai plak yang tunggu sampai abih.